Easy Dot-Com, Easy Dot-Go With their
ad campaigns long gone, what are the mascots up to? With reports
on Stewarts adult film career and the Pets.com dog on working
as a dishrag.
Auction Action As the possessions sell-off
continues, eBay is the place to turn for framed diplomas, bound
volumes of Dilbert and trophy wives.
Finally, A Useful Web Site How to cash
welfare checks online.
The Dreyfuss Report Cant afford
a Palm? Write things on your palm! by JOEL DREYFUSS
ON THE JOB:
You're So Vein When Chryslers
Todd Poole was downsized, he discovered a hidden talent for making
money by selling his blood. Now he shows you how.
Rightsizing Your Family Does your household
have more mouths than food? Take our exclusive quiz to figure out
which family members arent pulling their weight! (Hint: Its
usually the baby.)
Hot Companies Now Hiring A steady job
may be worth the move to Mexico or the Philippines.
Ask Annie Why does it
hurt so much?
Stock Certificate Craft Corner This
month: The peacock.
Eight Biotech IPOs to Watch For Seriously,
get the hell out of the way if you see one of these coming. I
swear to God.
The Mortgage Solution Why stop at four?
Extreme Sport Turnstile jumping isnt
just thrifty, its exhilarating. Also: Hamburger Helper:
Does it really?
Vrooom! We test-drive a sexy 1978 Chevette
Existentialism: the philosophy that cant lose
In last issues 10 Tips for Riding Out
the Market Correction we suggested
that You might be able to live comfortably inside a discarded
refrigerator. We meant, of course, a discarded refrigerator
box. We regret the error and its recent unfortunate consequences.