|WELCOME TO THE TRASK MUSEUM,
one of New York's finest collections of ruthless robber baron art.
Your eight-dollar contribution goes toward the restoration, cleaning
and upkeep of the Trask family name.
Inigo St. John-Smythe, and I'll be your host on this Audio Tour.
You'll find your Acoustic Guide frightfully easy to operate: the
red button means STOP; the green button means PLAY; the purple button
is FAST FORWARD. The lavender button goes fast and forward, but
not as fast as FAST FORWARD. Do not push the magenta button. Do
not ever push it. By all that is holy, do not push the magenta button!
The yellow button does nothing at all.
Press the green PLAY button to continue.
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