some parents, the whole notion of choosing a name based solely on
the way it sounds or what it means seems both repugnant and repulsive,
if not revolting. Are you one of them? If so, fill out the following
form, and we'll make a specific suggestion. If not, go outside and
take a walk or something. Maybe you'll stumble upon a bag containing
the three hundred thousand dollars you're going to need to raise
your thankless child.