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"Souvenir gift packages are being assembled [in Philadelphia], with each delegate to receive a convention Barbie doll in red suit and red heels, just as Democratic conventioneers will receive blue-suited Barbies in August in Los Angeles."-The New York Times

(Note: This in no way compromises Barbie's own campaign for the presidency, announced in April, on a platform called the "Girls' Action Agenda.")


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