Hey ladies! Add a little sparkle to your wardrobe with this elegant yet tough-on-crime brooch.

Although this tattoo is only temporary, its meaning is forever-"Learn English."

Beer goggles! They make Bush look like an attractive candidate.

This "Smart Lite" Bic lights cigars and $100 bills - but not marijuana.

Buy yourself something nice!

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