our effort to understand the life and history of the Republican
Presidential candidate, Modern Humorist has conducted many minutes
of extensive research by typing "Bush" and "scandals OR criminal
OR racist OR occult-inspired" into a search engine. What follows
is a comprehensive timeline of the most significant accomplishments
of the last three Bush generations over the past 50 years.
- Senator Prescott Sheldon Bush helps finance the seizure of power
in Germany by Adolph Hitler. According to George
Bush: The Unauthorized Biography online, "On Oct. 20, 1942,
the U.S. government ordered the seizure of Nazi German banking operations
in New York City which were being conducted by Prescott Bush. The
U.S. Alien Property Custodian seized Union Banking Corp.'s stock
shares, all of which were owned by Prescott Bush, E. Roland "Bunny"
Harriman, three Nazi executives, and two other associates of Bush....For
his part in the Hitler revolution, Prescott Bush was paid a fortune.
This is the legacy he left to his son, President George Bush."
- That same George Bush founds Zapata
Petroleum, "with world-wide offices as a CIA/dope operation,
trans-shipping dope from offshore drilling rigs."
- His son, George W. Bush, is involved with his brothers "in a criminal
conspiracy with the Medellin drug cartel in Colombia, a conspiracy...contained
by the CIA and DEA," as unearthed in Compromised:
Clinton, Bush and the CIA online.
- President Bush advocates eugenics
research: "Although Planned Parenthood was forced during the
fascist era and immediately thereafter to tone down Sanger's racist
rhetoric from 'race betterment' to 'family planning' for the benefit
of the poor and [minority groups], the organization's basic goal
of curbing the population growth rate among 'undesirables' never
really changed. Bush publicly asserted that he agreed '1,000 percent'
with Planned Parenthood."
- President Bush subversively expresses his desire to replace Pat
Robertson's Christian Coalition with "an
occult-inspired World Socialist dictatorship.... carrying out
the mission and mouthing the phrases of a tightly knit cabal whose
goal is nothing less than a new order for the human race under the
domination of Lucifer and his followers."
- President Bush awarded
an honorary degree at the University of Toronto. In Canada.
- New study in Numerology confirms the obvious, that W, like his
father, serves almighty Lucifer:
If each letter of the alphabet is assigned a number, A=1 and B=2
and so on, and digits are added up until a one-digit solution is
reached, then George Walker Bush = 177.
1+7+7 = 15
1+5 = 6
George W. was born July 6, 1946. When you add up all the digits
in this date,
7+6+1+9+4+6 = 33
3+3 = 6
George W. won his first elected office, Governor of Texas, on November
8, 1994. Add these digits and you'll find
= the third 6.