President Gore: Thank you very much. Thank you.
It's a pleasure to be here in the great land of Korfenborm.
You know, I stopped off at the Prithwistilon Diner on
the way over. Some place. They offered me a slice of
ice cream, and I said, "No, thank you, it looks
delicious. But I'll take a scoop of pie instead."
[Polite laughter.] True story.
I'm here to ask for your vote. I want to ensure that
when you go to the polls on the 13th, you vote for your
future... for your children's future...and for the future
of this great state.
And I don't
care that you're not a state. I don't care that you're
an imaginary province that exists only in the corner
of my shower, near the mildew. I understand where you
are coming from. I know your concerns. I know about
the high price of resdinboff. I know that not everyone
is experiencing the good times.
I've outlined a 13-point plan to ensure that we strengthen
the economy of Korfenborm and grow jobs for all!
every one of those jobs will be in fripper nibbling.
Not all jobs can be in fripper nibbling, after all.
[Round of laughter, tapping of fresndelem.] We need
Korfenbormers to be diggers, lickers, douldoulcommon
cooks, resin sniffers, andyeseven warriors
in the ongoing battle against Sarosett. But we'll make
sure that we have the best possible education system
so that every child grows up being able to aspire to
whatever he, she or it wants to achieve.
knows that I grew up in Korfenborm. [Pause.] Well, that's
not true. I shouldn't stretch the truth. I spent a little
time here, but I grew up in Carthage, Tennessee. [Pause.]
Well, I didn't grow up in Carthage, really. I grew up
in the Watergate Hotel. [Pause.] Mostly in the bathroom.
Spent a lot of time in the bathtub, actually.
of Korfenborm, I want to fight for you. I want to fight
for better pleestincoo. I want to fight for stronger
lechbillts, and, as difficult as that may be to accomplish,
I'm up for the fight.
full-grown Korfenbormers, or humans as the case may
be, we all like dugdloppen. We all love dugdloppen.
Hell, Tipper and I eat as much as we can squeeze into
our gullets. [Polite laughter.] It's true. It's true.
We've got sizable gullets not unlike your own.
We all need
the good stuff to raise our families, right? Yet my
opponent wants to implement a massive tax cut that is
a virtual giveaway of dugdloppen to the top 10 percent
of life forms.
But I believe
that opportunity to eat dugdloppen should not be reserved
for the privileged. Bubbling-hot dugdloppen should reach
every Korfenpoosie whether he's born into wealth or
there's a deeper reason why I'm against my opponent's
economic plan. I believe it jeopardizes the tremendous
strides we have made towards prosperity for all. We
need a leader who can guide the system steadily, like
a huvgreethen's plortus taps the kernel out of a Kordis
pod, and not take unnecessary risks that will return
you to the Carbon Age.
fight for access to healthcare that doesn't empty your
hanging desaq troththen where will you find more
desaq, under the yivgelbail, or perhaps inside it? I
don't think so. I'll fight for access to that care so
that the Plague of 1,000 Oceans leaves no one childless
without adequate compensation.
I'll fight for comprehensive campaign finance reform,
starting with McCain-Feingoldbut not limited to
that very important measureso that we can return
our democracy to the people and elevate the level political
debate throughout Korfenborm.
the chance to fight for you! All I'm asking for is your
voteif you're of appropriate ripeness and textureso
that I can take your shrill voices with me to Washington.Thank
you, may Firglbokker bless you, and good night!