THE VIDEO OPENS on a pair of Siamese twins racing each other on an indoor track. It appears it's going to be a tie. The camera zooms out to reveal that the indoor track is really part of a huge church. Suddenly three thousand nude models emerge from the pipe organ and begin respectfully bringing each other to orgasm. Enter the flying tigers, who seem just as surprised at their flying ability as anyone else. Then it begins to rain, short-circuiting the robotic diaper machine. There's much more, but you really should see it for yourself. Don't have QuickTime? There's a simple solution to that: invent your own video compression format and design the appropriate conversion algorithms.