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Gore is the pear and Bradley is the banana since he's a tall, lean, fightin' machine. Clinton is looking on, going, "You're beating each other up."
—Phillip and Patty, Arizona
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Bush is behind the tree: "Drop your peel—let 'im fall and slip on it."
—John, Rhode Island
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"Wonder which one has stronger appeal?"
—Dave, Alabama
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"Get out of here, you fighting fruits!"
—Dave, Wisconsin (alternate)
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Man behind tree: "I’m trying to understand GOP diversity in action."
—Manny, Arizona
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The banana is Bush. The banana is strutting because he’s arrogant.
—Carolyn, Kansas
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Man behind tree: "Throw in a tomato and you’d have Reagan!" You know, a vegetable?
—Greg, California
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