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LOOK ABOVE YOU to the elegantly carved mahogany roof. Dating back to 1682, this roof was purchased from the Brooklyn Home for Foundlings. On especially cold and snowy days, Mr. Trask liked to visit the now-roofless orphanage and give each shivering waif a piece of slag.

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