closely were you watching last night's presidential debate?
Either try to remember, or take this quiz to find out. You will
be graded using fuzzy math, so just give the best answer, not
necessarily the correct one.
1. In what kind of receptacle would Gore put Medicare and
a. iron-clad lockbox
b. velvet-clad lockbox
c. iron-clad uterus
d. Kate Spade handbag
5. What did Bush accuse Gore of inventing?
a. the calculator
b. the six-foot bong
coherent foreign policy
d. verb-noun agreement
7. What is Gore's criterion for military intervention in
a. giving us that look
b. getting all up in our grille
c. looking all Asian
d. genocide (white people)
8. Which typical job-interview question did Jim Lehrer
forget to ask?
a. "How will you respond to the unexpected?"
b. "Why should we hire you?"
c. "If Kitty Dukakis were raped and murdered, would you be
comfortable with Microsoft Excel?"
"Would you take a bullet for you?"
Gore obviously followed his mother's advice:
a. "Smile, relax, attack."
b. "Pout, shriek, caper about."
"Set yourself apart with a red power tie."
d. "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free, son?"
Which emoticon best describes Gore's face during Bush's answers?
Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah?
a. blah seniors blah fuzzy math
b. fuzzy blah
c. surely, blah blah seniors
Bush referred to Gore's "big, exploding government." What was
causing this explosion?
a. old-style Washington politics
b. pockets of deep gas
c. Wen Ho Lee
Alba's full, luscious lips
Everyone looked surprised when Bush didn't stumble over:
a. the word "Milosevic"
b. the pile of deposit cans gathered by Winifred Skinner
c. the bags under Jim Lehrer's eyes
Jessica Alba's full, luscious lips
If you, like Gore mascot Winifred Skinner, couldn't afford medication,
which of the following luxuries would you give up?
a. the trip to Boston
b. the poodle
d. the poodle's medication
According to Bush, what should abortions be?
b. medium rare
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