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Theme song of "Daddio" (MP3) |
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Crashed iMac Screen Saver: Make your iMac look like it has crashed! (Note: Will crash your iMac.) |
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Mapquest.com Driving Directions from 101 W. 23rd St, New York NY, to 35 W. 23rd St., New York, NY |
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Photos of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot from the Hubble telescope |
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Virtual Poppy-Seed Bagel Tour ("Experience the delight of slicing, buttering, and eating a poppy-seed bagel without wasting precious time and money locating and purchasing one.") |
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iMac customer service site: The "Just dropping a line to say hi, everything's working fine" form. |
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List of Last Week's Losing Lottery Numbers (PDF) |
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Director's Cut of Leprechaun (1993) (Quicktime) |
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Fan site for "Don't Tell Dad," the Peter Fonda bio |
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Online Quiz: Are You Technophobic? |
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www.1978SeattleMariners.com |
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IRS Fantasy Playhouse |
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Ugly Singles Who Lie About Their Appearance |
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Mosquitoes Who Can Type |
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Dom Deluise AND anal sex AND NOT Tom Cruise |
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Recipes twigs gravel radicchio |
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inspiring quotes Ethan Hawke |
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lint |
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Palm OS Pregnancy Test ("Just hold it in your urine stream!") |
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| LEAST ASKED JEEVES QUESTIONS |
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What did I do with that $20 that I had in my other coat pocket? |
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Does my breath smell like cigarettes? |
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Do you know Marilyn vos Savant? |
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J’ever notice how they give you little packages of peanuts on airplanes? What’s that about? |
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Will you please stop answering my questions? |
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Breaking into whitehouse.gov and replacing "The United States of America" with "The United States IN America"
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Using spouse's credit card to order a book from Amazon.com |
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Peeing on computer |
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The American Sign Language version |
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Stephen W. Hawking and Apple IIe computer version |
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Marisleysis Gonzalez |
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"Slobodan Milosevic
012288457 My Crimes Against Humanity!
Thanx for visiting!"
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Darryl_Strawberry_Rehab_Tips.com |
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| BANNER ADS WITH THE LOWEST CLICK-THROUGH |
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Punch the endangered monkey! |
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GrieveBlast! Map funeral homes near you. |
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Your computer screen webcam |
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Television tuned to UPN |
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Human corneas from China shipped by DHL, two days past expiration date. |
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"Put your name on the bottom of this email and pass it on to 15 of your friends. Within a month, you will receive 500,000 cards from terminally ill children. Don’t break the chain!" |
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| LEAST ENTICING SPAM HEADER |
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"Guaranteed—Gain 100 lbs. in 2 months!" |
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"Stay at home and lose $$$$!" |
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"The government doesn’t want you to know . . . e-mail doesn’t work. At all. It’s a scientific impossibility." |
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"Shoah" |
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River Phoenix |
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Sim Starbucks ribbon-cutting ceremony |
