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LEAST DOWNLOADED FILES
Theme song of "Daddio" (MP3)
Crashed iMac Screen Saver: Make your iMac look like it has crashed! (Note: Will crash your iMac.)
Mapquest.com Driving Directions from 101 W. 23rd St, New York NY, to 35 W. 23rd St., New York, NY
Photos of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot from the Hubble telescope
Virtual Poppy-Seed Bagel Tour ("Experience the delight of slicing, buttering, and eating a poppy-seed bagel without wasting precious time and money locating and purchasing one.")
iMac customer service site: The "Just dropping a line to say hi, everything's working fine" form.
List of Last Week's Losing Lottery Numbers (PDF)
Director's Cut of Leprechaun (1993) (Quicktime)

LEAST VISITED SITES
Fan site for "Don't Tell Dad," the Peter Fonda bio
Online Quiz: Are You Technophobic?
www.1978SeattleMariners.com

LEAST ATTENDED CHAT ROOM
IRS Fantasy Playhouse
Ugly Singles Who Lie About Their Appearance
Mosquitoes Who Can Type

LEAST POPULAR SEARCH TERMS
Dom Deluise AND anal sex AND NOT Tom Cruise
Recipes twigs gravel radicchio
inspiring quotes Ethan Hawke
lint

LEAST POPULAR NEW APPLICATION
Palm OS Pregnancy Test ("Just hold it in your urine stream!")

LEAST ASKED JEEVES QUESTIONS
What did I do with that $20 that I had in my other coat pocket?
Does my breath smell like cigarettes?
Do you know Marilyn vos Savant?
J’ever notice how they give you little packages of peanuts on airplanes? What’s that about?
Will you please stop answering my questions?

LEAST IMPRESSIVE HACKS
Breaking into whitehouse.gov and replacing "The United States of America" with "The United States IN America"
Using spouse's credit card to order a book from Amazon.com
Peeing on computer

LEAST FORWARDED WASSUP VIDEO
The American Sign Language version
Stephen W. Hawking and Apple IIe computer version

LEAST POPULAR WEB RING
Marisleysis Gonzalez

WORST HOME PAGE COUNTER
"Slobodan Milosevic
012288457 My Crimes Against Humanity!
Thanx for visiting!"

LEAST PROFITABLE SUBSCRIPTION SITE
Darryl_Strawberry_Rehab_Tips.com

BANNER ADS WITH THE LOWEST CLICK-THROUGH
Punch the endangered monkey!
GrieveBlast! Map funeral homes near you.

LEAST POPULAR WEBCAM
Your computer screen webcam
Television tuned to UPN

LEAST BID-ON AUCTION ITEM ON EBAY
Human corneas from China shipped by DHL, two days past expiration date.

LEAST FORWARDED CHAIN LETTER
"Put your name on the bottom of this email and pass it on to 15 of your friends. Within a month, you will receive 500,000 cards from terminally ill children. Don’t break the chain!"

LEAST ENTICING SPAM HEADER
"Guaranteed—Gain 100 lbs. in 2 months!"
"Stay at home and lose $$$$!"

LEAST BELIEVABLE EMAIL RUMOR
"The government doesn’t want you to know . . . e-mail doesn’t work. At all. It’s a scientific impossibility."

LEAST TRADED HOLLYWOOD STOCK EXCHANGE STOCK
"Shoah"
River Phoenix

LEAST POPULAR SIM GAME
Sim Starbucks ribbon-cutting ceremony
















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