Bush children are so mysterious. No one seems to know anything
about them. What can you tell me?
A: The Presidents daughters, Jenna and Barbara, are fraternal twins. They are 19 years old and attend the University of Texas at Austin (Jenna) and Yale University (Barbara).
Q: What else?
A: Barbara is the dark-haired one; Jenna is blond.
Q: Oh, come on
A: Barbara was named for her maternal grandmother, Barbara Bush. She was her high schools homecoming queen, loves sushi and she has been thrown into public life through no choice or desire of her own. Jenna was named for her paternal grandmother. Her favorite musician is Robert Earl Keen and, because of her fathers career, she will not be able to live a normal life.
Q: What else can you tell me about the Bush girls?
A: Barbara can produce a powerful magnetic field with her mind. She uses it not only to manipulate metal but, under certain rare circumstances, to alter the temporal stream and reverse the flow of time. Jenna has been described as the trendier twin, and wore a camel and bone cashmere ensemble to her fathers inauguration.
Q: What are their hobbies and accomplishments?
A: Jenna made a fortune in 1966 by inventing and patenting
Wite-Out® brand correction fluid. She parlayed that money
into a real estate empire that included a 200-acre manmade island
off the coast of Baja California, where she established a utopian
community. Barbara was born with the ability to summon and command
the beasts of the forest and the birds of the air. A talented
writer, she has authored 27 mystery novels under the pen name
"Mary Higgins Clark."
either of them have a boyfriend?
A: The girls prefer not to release any information about their personal lives. No doubt they have the normal social lives of any college students whose father is the President.
Q: What if one of them married Prince William of England?
A: In fact, it would be impossible for Prince William to marry one of the Bush girls because they are actually sixth cousins on their mothers side!
Q: If they auditioned to be on MTVs "The Real World," would they get in?
A: "Should Jenna or Barbara Bush want to try out
for 'The Real World,' of course we would be delighted to consider
them," said a fictional MTV spokesman who is completely made-up.
"Of course, we would certainly take into account the security
considerations, which might be a problem." The spokesman
then added, "Im not real, you know."
Q: What advice might other sons or daughters of presidents give Jenna and Barbara?
A: Chelsea Clintons brother Matthew had this to say: "The best thing to do is to remain completely unnoticed, so that no one even knows you exist. Its not impossible."