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THIRTY YEARS AGO last week, Doors frontman Jim Morrison mixed drugs, alcohol and asthma to ascend to the big Whisky A Go-Go in the sky. Here in the virtual world, though, Modern Humorist has reanimated him in the form of lines and lines of programming code.

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
That the Jim Morrison Simulatron
was not the coolest thing ever.

Click to launch the Simulatron


The Simulatron requires the Flash player.


Alternately, you can click here to read
a non-Flash, prose description of the
Jim Morrison Simulatron experience.

Other robot humor:
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A.I.: The Robot Review

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