Modern Humorist - Lost It by a Hair

Al Gore recently came out of his post-election seclusion sporting a new beard. While he made no definitive statements about his future political plans, Gore's facial hair implies a change in strategy for the former Vice-President. Could his plan be to attract 2004 voters using the "goatee gambit?" Modern Humorist presents some follicular possibilities.

The “Van Dyke”
appeals to young voters

The “Leatherman”
appeals to gay voters, bikers

The “John Waters”
appeals to John Waters

The “Fat Elvis”
appeals to southern voters

The “Karl Marx”
appeals to Communist voters

Tipper models the “Kenny Rogers”
appeals to hermaphrodite voters

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The Manchurian Candidate
Al Gore's Secret Weapon

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