|We at Modern Humorist have been following the web cam craze for some time. For those not familiar with the web cam, it's a stationary camera that sits on a table or atop a computer monitor, and what it sees is posted, live, to the web. Web cam sites feature everything from naked people to nudity to Mt. Fuji. The one drawback is that they can be very bandwidth-intensive. Our tech department has created an exclusive high-speed, low bandwidth device that lets you see the inner workings of our office. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the live Textcam.