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IN TRUTH, all the IRS can do is help you figure out whether you have to file the damn form—the math part is, as always, up to you and your friend's coworker's brother's accountant who's only been indicted once.
After using this handy diagnostic tool, Rin Lupal, who cleans peepshow booths for a living, was very happy with his results. Ron Howard, who cleans mathematicians' biographies for a living, was very sad.

More by Alexandra Ringe:
The United States of Romance
Survivor: New York

More tax-time hilarity:
Introducing the 1040W
Form 1040, Schedule J.Lo

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