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IF YOU'RE like me, not only did you wake up at noon today, but you're fascinated by "hobo signs", the simple ideograms scrawled on fences and sidewalks to convey information about avoiding danger, finding food and locating the best hootch. Just as hobos have entered the modern age, so have their hobo signs.

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