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Welcome to the Election Chaos 2000 online petition center, where the promise of democracy meets the power of the Internet, causing both to explode spectacularly.

Choose one of the following categories, and we'll hold your hand through the process of signing your name to a pre-written letter, which we will e-mail directly to the person most likely not to care, Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris.

I want Florida to keep counting till they get it right

I want Florida to end this whole thing now

I don't want Bush or Gore to win

I am a Palm Beach Senior Citizen who is more confused than ever

I am Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris

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