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US SUPREME COURT

Who:

What He Wants:
"A truly dynamic case where my well-reasoned yet creative ruling could sponge away lingering doubts about my intellectual capabilities"

Who Drew Him:
Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

What She Gave Him: VHS copy of "Stepmom"




LOUISIANA STATE PENITENTIARY AT ANGOLA

Who:

What He Wants:
"Rehabilitation, hope, a chance at redemption"

Who Drew Him:
Inmate #821363

What He Gave Him: Shiv




UNITED STATES SENATE

Who:

What He Wants:
"Criminalization of homosexuality, abolition of legalized abortion, boudoir photo of Orrin Hatch"

Who Drew Him:
Orrin Hatch

What He Gave Him: Boudoir photo of himself




OASIS

Who:

What He Wants:
"Crank, snog, piss-up"

Who Drew Him:
Noel Gallagher

What He Gave Him: Gobsmack




THE CAST OF ALLY McBEAL

Who:

What She Wants:
"Kate Spade baguette, Louis Vuitton boots"

Who Drew Her:
Robert Downey Jr.

What He Gave Her: (present confiscated pending lab analysis)




CHARLES MANSON

Who:

What He Wants:
"Soul man believe me, I'm the expert of freedom. I've just been ten months in a hole with nothing. Good trip."

Who Drew Him:
Charles Manson

What He Gave Him: duvet cover




THE BUSH CAMPAIGN

Who:

What He Wants:
"The Presidency of the United States"

Who Drew Him:
Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris

What She Gave Him: The Presidency of the United States



Also by Christopher Painter:
Al Gore’s Un-concession
















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