the Television Experience
to see for yourself
how each network
is bringing family-safe,
into your home.
Looking for some qualiTV?? You might be missing some this very moment.
It's available on your broadcast networks. All six!
No matter who you are a minority, an advertising buyer, or a regular person network television has something for you. The LCNE, comprised of representatives from all six networks, has created FallTV.net to answer three very important questions:
"Where are all the ethnic people like me?"
"Why do all your characters swear like construction workers?"
"Why must every show feature teens who have more sex than I do?"
On this site you'll find answers, not the agenda-driven half-truths of critics and politicians. Believe it or not, network TV features the most diverse, wholesome, uplifting, car-wrecking, bear-attackin', tastefully erotic entertainment your dollar doesn't have to buy. It's there if you look hard enough. Or maybe you aren't using your TV correctly. Are you going to the fridge during commercials? Are you using a so-called "cable box"? Remember, both actions may void the warranty on your set. I'm pleased to announce that our cable box buyback program has gotten hundreds of "boxes" off the street and put antennas in the hands of kids where they belong.
Plus, you'll get a sneak peek at some shows we're developing for mid-season we've filled them with the minorities you want in the comforting situations you recognize.
Happy viewing, America! You never used to complain, and we're working to make it that way again.
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The statements on this site do not represent those of the six broadcast networks or, to our knowledge anyone in any way associated with them. In fact, it is a satire to be used for entertainment purposes only.