12.18.00
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of the Supreme Court Showdown
The Child Sleuth v. Bush v. Gore

12.15.00
Season's Bleatings
Holiday cards to shove down their chimneys

12.13.00
For Those Who Demand Needless Expense
The Baal Brothers' Collection of Superfluous Newfangled Luxuries

12.12.00
Secret Santas Revealed
Who gave what to whom at the office

12.11.00
NewYorkerMag.com
A ModernHumorist parody

12.11.00
The Real-Life Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook 2
How to endure "Forrest Gump", broken hearts and audible farts

12.08.00
The G.Y. Preston Collection
Novelties for the discerning rascal

12.07.00
The MH Gifted Program
Great presents for average people

12.06.00
Zoomy's Fun Page
Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!

12.05.00
The Modern Humorist Holy Tango of Poetry: Volume 4
If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names

12.04.00
Sock it to Me?
New jobs for the Pets.com mascot

12.01.00
Game On
The PlayStation 2 buying guide

11.30.00
FAQ: Election 2000
Putting the "Learn" in "Learning about the 2000 election"

11.29.00
Election 2000 Poll-A-Rama
What's your opinion, smart guy?

11.28.00
Unthawable
The d-d-diary of D-d-david Bl-bl-blaine

11.27.00
Airtoons 2
Flight attendants, prepare for the misappropriation of familiar images

11.20.00-11.24.00
Howdy, Pilgrim
Thanksgiving cards they won't thank you for

11.17.00
Palm Beach Voters Do It Twice
Souvenirs coming soon to a boardwalk near you

11.16.00
Ballot with Butterfly Wings
The legal battle over the most confusing thing ever

11.15.00
She Seems Open to Reason
Send a petition to Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris

11.14.00
Palm Beach Story
How Hollywood is pitching "Election 2000"

11.13.00
The Magic Ballot Theory
Why Buchanan was just a patsy

11.10.00
Flori-duh!
And you thought the ballots were confusing

11.09.00
I Concede
The Kurt Luchs speech

11.08.00
On Second Thought
Al Gore's Un-concession

11.08.00
The Dan Rather Simile Quiz

11.08.00
West Winging It
The first 100 days

11.07.00
Online Ballot 2000
Vote from the comfort of your own chair and cynicism

11.06.00
Tune in, Download, Sell Out
More propaganda for the Internet age

11.03.00
The Legend of Bagger Dance
The sensitive period drama megamix

11.02.00
Al Gore's Secret Weapon
What Rolling Stone brushed over

11.01.00
MonkeyHotOrNot
Aping the latest Web fad

10.24.00-10.31.00
Fear Week: Halloween 2000
Die laughing or die trying

10.23.00
First Aid for the Dying Dot-Com
A post-New Economy safety poster

10.20.00
FAQ: PlayStation 2
A nerd's-eye-view of the best thing ever

10.19.00
Smile. Relax. Doodle.
Notes from the presidential debate

10.18.00
Baseball 2001
Fox TV gets its $2.5 billion worth

10.17.00
Least Popular Downloads
What you weren't looking at this month

10.16.00
Bush and Gore
You can hear the difference in this special video

10.13.00
Star Saga: Inside the making of the "Star Saga" saga
Your favorite sci-fi epic as you've never seen it before

10.12.00
FAQ: Suicide
Everybody's doing it. But is it right for you?

10.11.00
It Likes to Watch
The truth about TiVo

10.10.00
Zoomy's Fun Page
Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!

10.09.00
Full Metal Keyboard
Al Gore's Vietnam flashbacks

10.06.00
Ad Jingles Unplugged
Commerce turns off the amps and turns on the charm

10.05.00
First Draft: Aphorisms
The proverbial testing ground

10.04.00
Iron-Clad Lockbox Vs. Fuzzy Math Who was the master debater?

10.03.00
Creepshow and Tell
Autopsy report of the guy who ran over Stephen King

10.02.00
Hey, Candidate, Leave Them Kids Alone
The ABC's of the Bush/Gore school visits

09.29.00
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of the Missing Olympic Magic
Down under with Bob Costas

09.28.00
Behind the Behind the Music
A broadband bonbon

09.25.00-09.28.00
Fall TV Preview!
Every channel. Every show. The wasteland just got vaster.

09.27.00
Modern Humorist and Wen Ho Lee
Our apology

09.22.00
Red, White and What?
A salute to the flags they salute at the Olympics

09.21.00
Before They Were Politicians
The making of the eighth-grade president

09.20.00
Could You Be A Contender?
Test your Olympic mettle

09.19.00
OK, I Did It Again
An exclusive preview of the new Radiohead album

09.18.00
Good Sports
What's playing in Sydney

09.16.00
What Nike's Getting for its $100 Million

09.15.00
The 100-Meter Trivia Contest
An Olympic-size quiz

09.14.00
The Modern Humorist Holy Tango of Poetry: Volume 3
If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names

09.13.00
The SAG/AFTRA Demands
Commercial actors strike a pose

09.12.00
A Memo to the Voters
Re: Rumors of Executive Changes

09.11.00
Before There Was E-Mail
Forwarding jokes through history

09.08.00
A Tour of the Trask Museum
America's finest collection of ruthless robber baron art

09.07.00
Life's Toughest Critics
Zagat surveys existence

09.06.00
First Draft: George W's Debate Proposal
Less policy, more Star Jones

09.05.00
My Modern Humorist
Our new personalization system

08.14.00-08.18.00
Democratic National Convention
The L.A. Story

08.11.00
Ain't Nothin But a Gangsta Termination of Limited-Term Employment
Dr. Dre gives out pink slips

08.09.00
Zoomy's Games
Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!

08.08.00
Sorry You Were Passed Over
Al Gore's cards to his VP hopefuls

08.07.00
Jockeying for the VP Nod
Gore's best bets

07.31.00-08.04.00
Republican National Convention
Get all the oddities from Philadelphia here

07.28.00
Listening to Placebon
Sponsor acquired for National Health Month

07.27.00
Big Brother: Life in the Fishbowl
1 bowl. 5 fish. 36 days. $500,000.

07.26.00
Out of the Running, Mates
George W. sends regrets to VP rejects

07.25.00
Bestsellers of Tomorrow
The next hundred years of beach reading

07.24.00
Mirsky Gets Answers On Line
The original Internet celebrity has some questions

07.21.00
It's Rudy!
The "Survivor" winner and other spoilers

07.20.00
Exclusive: Dubya Picks Veep
Meet the newest star of the GOP

07.19.00
Macworld: Last Minute Additions
What we handed out at the expo

07.18.00
First Draft: The Empire Strikes Back
Even longer ago, in a galaxy even farther away...

07.17.00
Al Gore's Secret Constituency
The stump speech

07.14.00
Name That Baby
A guide for soon-to-be parents

07.13.00
Speaking Truth to Superpowers
The New York Times enlists the X-Men in its battle for the Pulitzer

07.11.00
FAQ: Darva Conger
Why does she captivate us so?

07.10.00
Tapped
For God, For Country, Four F.

07.07.00
Bloops…They Did It Again!
Hollywood’s little inaccuracies

07.06.00
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of Death Row Dubya
The GOP visits the Child Sleuth

JUNE 2000

06.30.00
The United States of Romance
A map of love, American style

06.29.00
FAQ: Harry Potter
Tougher than the Hogwarts entrance exam

06.27.00
Adventures in the Genetic Screening Trade
Studio notes on the double helix

06.26.00
Celebrity Home Page: Puff Daddy
Welcome to my home page! I sample you!!!

06.23.00
Getting it Royally
Birthday cards for Prince William

06.22.00
FAQ: Summer
The truth about this year's hottest season

06.20.00
The Britney Papers
Literary giants can't get no satisfaction

06.19.00
Not Coming Soon: Deputy Dawgma
The might-have-been legacy of the "Clerks" cartoon

06.16.00
Fantasia
Return of a Disney classic/popular lap dancer

06.15.00
The Real-Life Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
How to endure karaoke, blood pudding, Billy Bob Thornton

06.13.00
Dad to the Bone
Father's day cards for the brutally honest

06.12.00
Stamps Salute the 1990s
Can an NBC miniseries be far off?

06.09.00
The Modern Humorist Holy Tango of Poetry, Vol. 2
If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names

06.08.00
Beyond Auteur Theory
IMDB users review movies, their own lives

06.06.00
Are YOU the Alpha Male?
A self-test for chimpanzees

06.05.00
Jesus! What Now?
Are you sure you know what He'd do?

06.02.00
If Only He Could Draw
The cartoons of Mark O'Donnell

06.01.00
MisFortune
The financial magazine for after the crash

05.30.00
Survivor
The CBS sensation, but slightly less tropical

05.26.00
Historical E-Mail
Spam through the centuries

05.25.00
Easy Target
Everyone's gunning for that NRA restaurant

05.23.00
Harper's Index Index
The numbers behind the numbers

05.22.00
Airtoons
Flight attendants, prepare for misappropriation of familiar images

05.19.00
Remote Possibilities
Legends of the fall TV schedule

05.18.00
Full Report
General Barry McCaffrey's Gulf War blunders

05.16.00
Let's Get This Clear
Corrections the Scientologists made us run

05.15.00
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of the Pirated MP3s
Metallica and Dr. Dre rock the Child Sleuth

05.12.00
Spite, Mother
Mother's Day cards you wish you had the guts to send

05.08.00
Summer Movie eView @films.awesome
Exclusive sneak previews of the upcoming blockbusters (including approximate
running times!), plus soundtrack hits by
Will Smith, Aerosmith and Jewel

05.05.00
FAQ: The ILOVEYOU Virus
What we talk about when we talk about self-propagating VBScript worms

05.04.00
The Modern Humorist Holy Tango of Poetry
If poets wrote poems whose titles were anagrams of their names

05.02.00
Meet the New Five Dollar Bill
Coming to a wallet near you

APRIL 2000

04.28.00
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of the Dead Child Beauty Queen
Perfect Town, Imperfect Murder

04.26.00
First Draft: The Elián Negotiations
Reno offers proposal, Miami relatives doodle on it

04.26.00
Secrets of the Stolen Laptop
What the State Department looks like naked

04.24.00
J: The Jerry Magazine
Healthy living from Jerry Springer

04.24.00
Al Gore's Prettiest Pig
Swine makeover by the Vice President

04.24.00
Ask Jeez
Helpful hints from the son of God

04.24.00
FAQ: Passover
Modern Humorist answers your FAQ

04.24.00
A Word from Our Sponsors
Ad banners you won't see anywhere else

04.10.00
Propaganda in the Internet Age
Intellectual property theft? Why, it's as bad as Hitler

EVEN OLDER

03.01.00
Harry Potter and the Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
A cross-breeding of today's foremost literary talents

02.02.00
MediaGossipNews
A site about a site about media news, formerly about media gossip

12.01.99
2000TimesSquare.com
The global jubilee at the nexus of the crossroads

10.01.99
League of Concerned Network Executives
Television is better than ever, just ask us

07.16.99
Talk Media Valued Associates Extranet
The one that got us in trouble in the first place

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